Farmer Bogshed's Non-Stop Maximum Countryside Hip-Hop ('ip-'op) App
Now FREE again from the Apple App-Store.
Available for iPhone using the fantastically non-existent iOS version 0.003 or similarly simple operating systems (you don't need the latest build of anything to be really stupid).
Inexplicably popular in China. I'm not sure what they make of it there, but great going!
While we're at it… WHY NOT ANNOY YOUR NEIGHBOURS, LOVED-ONES, STRANGERS, PEOPLE ON THE SAME TRAIN AS YOU etc. etc. etc. BY PURCHASING "AIR-HORN TUNE-BLASTER"? Premium stupidity app for the iPhone. Tap out annoying air-horn melodies or play them back automatically with varying speed. And if that's not annoying enough, change it to ear-splitting "whistle" mode. That's right - who need friends anyway? We've got Linux to talk to and it's much cooler.
p.s. Free download code to the person vomiting from a white van at Junction 29 southbound on the M5 this morning. Great shot!