Sunday, 24 January 2016

Farmer Bogshed's Non-Stop Maximum Countryside Hip-Hop ('ip-'op) App

Now FREE again from the Apple App-Store.

Available for iPhone using the fantastically non-existent iOS version 0.003 or similarly simple operating systems (you don't need the latest build of anything to be really stupid).

Inexplicably popular in China. I'm not sure what they make of it there, but great going!

While we're at it… WHY NOT ANNOY YOUR NEIGHBOURS, LOVED-ONES, STRANGERS, PEOPLE ON THE SAME TRAIN AS YOU etc. etc. etc. BY PURCHASING "AIR-HORN TUNE-BLASTER"? Premium stupidity app for the iPhone. Tap out annoying air-horn melodies or play them back automatically with varying speed. And if that's not annoying enough, change it to ear-splitting "whistle" mode. That's right - who need friends anyway? We've got Linux to talk to and it's much cooler.


p.s. Free download code to the person vomiting from a white van at Junction 29 southbound on the M5 this morning. Great shot!

Friday, 28 June 2013

Glastonbury Festival 2014 versus Massive Pile of Fresh Poo

Free!!! for iOS!!!
The awesome smell of...

Now available on the App Store for iPhone, iPad and iPod.
The sounds and smells of the Glastonbury festival on your iOS device.


Sunday, 24 February 2013

PAAAAARRP! Air-Horn Tune Blaster app


Brazil 2014 is ON - now make some noise with

Air-Horn Tune Blaster app

for the iPhone!

The original and the best! Ensure your team DEFINITELY wins the World-Cup with Air-Horn Tune Blaster. (Just in case Manaus isn't already noisy enough.)

Plays air-horn or whistle. Different pitched notes (high, low, medium) and different length blasts (short, medium, long).

Play tunes on a loop, change the speed, pick a random auto-tune or tap out your own!

Also proven to get rid of tele-marketing/nuisance phone-callers. And er… friends.

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Farmer Bogshed's Country Bumpkin Hip-Hop Soundboard!

The awesome sound and taste of Devon, as used extensively in China (which is quite a weird thing to get your head around.)

Now available for FREE download on the App Store.

Rapid-fire sample buttons, cosmic hip-hop background beats, ultra-retro sk-sk-sk-skipping sounds for that authentic Devon hi-hi-hi-hi-hip-hop. DO IT NOW.

Download from the App Store immediately by clicking here.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Punk Jammer guitar app for iPhone iPod iPad

Punk Jammer! Guitar app for iPhone iPod iPad

Available on the App Store for less than 5 magic beans.

Play chords by tapping buttons or fretboard.

Playback on a loop with adjustable speed.

Choose from 9 different sounds/effects including wah-wah, fuzz, chorus, tremelo, backwards, raised octave, lowered octave.

"Scrape" button to run plectrum down the strings!

"Auto" button loads rhythm/song from 30 different presets.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Air-Horn Tune Blaster app for iPhone iPad iPod

Paaarp!!! Air-Horn Tune Blaster app

Play tunes using air-horn or whistle!

Tap out using buttons or select a tune using the Auto button.

Play tunes back on a repeating loop with adjustable speed.

Three different pitches - high, medium, low (fog-horn!)

Three different lengths - short, medium or long blast.

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Get ready for International Talk Like A Pirate Day with British Slang Converter!

Aah-haaarrr!!! Text like a pirate on your iPhone!

Dictate or type text into your iPhone. Convert it to pirate-speak (as well as chav, posh, cockney or random mix-up mode if you like).

Convert pirate-speak back to land-lubber standard english.

It be a proper marvel I tell ye!