Friday, 28 June 2013

Glastonbury Festival versus Massive Pile of Fresh Poo

Free!!! for iOS!!!
The awesome smell of...
FARMER BOGSHED's
MAXIMUM COUNTRYSIDE
HIP-HOP SOUNDBOARD APP




Now available on the App Store for iPhone, iPad and iPod.
The sounds and smells of the Glastonbury festival on your iOS device.




Now...
GERROFF MY LAND!!



Sunday, 24 February 2013

PAAAAARRP! Air-Horn Tune Blaster app

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/air-horn-tune-blaster/id523509381?mt=8


PAAAAAAAAARRRPPP!

Make some noise with

Air-Horn Tune Blaster app

for the iPhone!



The original and the best! Air-horn or whistle. Put it on a loop, change the speed, pick a random auto-tune or tap out your own!







Thursday, 24 January 2013

Farmer Bogshed's Country Bumpkin Hip-Hop Soundboard!




The awesome sound and taste of Devon, as used extensively in China (which is quite a weird thing to get your head around.)

Now available for FREE download on the App Store.

Rapid-fire sample buttons, cosmic hip-hop background beats, ultra-retro sk-sk-sk-skipping sounds for that authentic Devon hi-hi-hi-hi-hip-hop. DO IT NOW.


Download from the App Store immediately by clicking here.




Thursday, 25 October 2012

Punk Jammer guitar app for iPhone iPod iPad

Punk Jammer! Guitar app for iPhone iPod iPad


Available on the App Store for less than 5 magic beans.



Play chords by tapping buttons or fretboard.

Playback on a loop with adjustable speed.

Choose from 9 different sounds/effects including wah-wah, fuzz, chorus, tremelo, backwards, raised octave, lowered octave.

"Scrape" button to run plectrum down the strings!

"Auto" button loads rhythm/song from 30 different presets.

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Air-Horn Tune Blaster app for iPhone iPad iPod

Paaarp!!! Air-Horn Tune Blaster app


Play tunes using air-horn or whistle!



Tap out using buttons or select a tune using the Auto button.

Play tunes back on a repeating loop with adjustable speed.

Three different pitches - high, medium, low (fog-horn!)

Three different lengths - short, medium or long blast.







Thursday, 13 September 2012

Get ready for International Talk Like A Pirate Day with British Slang Converter!


Aah-haaarrr!!! Text like a pirate on your iPhone!



Dictate or type text into your iPhone. Convert it to pirate-speak (as well as chav, posh, cockney or random mix-up mode if you like).



Convert pirate-speak back to land-lubber standard english.


It be a proper marvel I tell ye!







Wednesday, 15 August 2012

British Slang Converter app for iPhone

British Slang Converter

(The App formerly known as Blighty Slang Translator)

Updated version now available on the App Store


Translates english to cockney rhyming slang...



 Top-hat mode...


TXT like U spk...


Talk like a pirate matey...
(also ideal for Naval types to converse in Jackspeak)


Or mix up all styles at once...


Use the microphone on your iPhone to dictate text, then convert it to they style of your choice.


Download now from the App Store